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What’s Inside
28 full color page 7.5" x 7.5" board book of the ups and downs of parenthood and h-journey as you introduce your new spawn to their soon to be favorite brand.
Indoctrinate early
Incubating luxury
It’s never too early to learn about the finer things in life.
Invest in their future
Start their journey early so they are well on their way to getting their first quota bag.
Who it’s for
Pregnant Friend
This book makes a great baby shower gift for the bougie pregnant friend because she’s not THAT good of a friend that you’re going to buy the SNOO on her registry.
Childless Luxury Enthusiast
If she spends on luxury bags instead of daycare, this book might validate her life decisions.
Newlywed
Because it’s never too early to push motherhood onto other women.
Overwhelmed New Mother
Give her something to hope for when she’s lost her will to live.
